hey mandira :(

look at this retardedly adorable video of us

i hope it cheers you up just a little

love you long time.

anosognosia:

lfar:baseln:fuckyeahspace:

Don’t plan on doing anything for the rest of your life.

:O:O

iammattjordan:

GPOYW - My hands are fucking huge edition

yeah i know what that means.

iammattjordan:

GPOYW - My hands are fucking huge edition

yeah i know what that means.

FUCK ME.

why do i do this to myself.

now i’m gonna have to bring my laptop on the subway and bus and be one of those assholes furiously typing away tryna finish these stupid assignments.

if my fucking laptop dies on the way i swear to god i will not hesitate to hit the first baby i see.

do you hear that mac-gods? i will smack.a.bitch.

let’s make 32% last a whollleee lot longer than it should.

guess what i’m hiding* :)
*if you guessed “the biggest set of motherfucking balls known to mankind”, then you are correct.
if you guessed anything else, you are stupid. 
also this is more than a little reminiscent of the bitch from the grudge. you know the one who crawls her ass out of the tv? yeah that’s gonna be me tonight when you’re all alone.

guess what i’m hiding* :)

*if you guessed “the biggest set of motherfucking balls known to mankind”, then you are correct.

if you guessed anything else, you are stupid.

also this is more than a little reminiscent of the bitch from the grudge. you know the one who crawls her ass out of the tv? yeah that’s gonna be me tonight when you’re all alone.

i would kill for this.

snoop dogg’s voice on your gps.

“yeah, just like dat”

anosognosia:

mirah:

anosognosia:

mirah:anosognosia:


(via baubauhaus)
must. make. this.

i need this in my life.

ew, what are you doing up?

i have to write two assignments for 8:30 but i’ve been watching documentaries instead. i watched one called rich kids about.. rich kids. and one called guys and dolls about guys who have fuck life sized “real dolls” and a barabara walters special on trans children.
no big.
what are you doing up!

I’m still programming at the studio D: I discovered expressos today, I had told myself I didn’t like them, but apparently I was wrong. I’m not actually programming right now, I’m making little sprites in MSPaint (for work)

i really miss paint. paintbrush is stupid as fuck. also, make me this light thing and i will pay you in espresso and adoration.

anosognosia:

mirah:

anosognosia:

mirah:anosognosia:

(via baubauhaus)

must. make. this.

i need this in my life.

ew, what are you doing up?

i have to write two assignments for 8:30 but i’ve been watching documentaries instead. i watched one called rich kids about.. rich kids. and one called guys and dolls about guys who have fuck life sized “real dolls” and a barabara walters special on trans children.

no big.

what are you doing up!

I’m still programming at the studio D: I discovered expressos today, I had told myself I didn’t like them, but apparently I was wrong. I’m not actually programming right now, I’m making little sprites in MSPaint (for work)

i really miss paint. paintbrush is stupid as fuck.
also, make me this light thing and i will pay you in espresso and adoration.

anosognosia:

mirah:anosognosia:


(via baubauhaus)
must. make. this.

i need this in my life.

ew, what are you doing up?

i have to write two assignments for 8:30 but i’ve been watching documentaries instead. i watched one called rich kids about.. rich kids. and one called guys and dolls about guys who have fuck life sized “real dolls” and a barabara walters special on trans children.
no big.
what are you doing up!

anosognosia:

mirah:anosognosia:

(via baubauhaus)

must. make. this.

i need this in my life.

ew, what are you doing up?

i have to write two assignments for 8:30 but i’ve been watching documentaries instead. i watched one called rich kids about.. rich kids. and one called guys and dolls about guys who have fuck life sized “real dolls” and a barabara walters special on trans children.

no big.

what are you doing up!

anosognosia:

(via baubauhaus)
must. make. this.

i need this in my life.

anosognosia:

(via baubauhaus)

must. make. this.

i need this in my life.

you want equal rights?

women/children first.

there you go.

iammattjordan:

SHUT UP.
IT JUSTGOTINTERESTING.

iammattjordan:

SHUT UP.

IT
JUST
GOT
INTERESTING.

anosognosia:

eating leftovers with a business card :S

how are you managing this

What does your Tumblr username mean?

inothernews:

(via zombienumbersix)

Mine implies that there is news other than “the news.”

so thats what that means..

of the top 25 female stars of cinema as chosen by the american film institute, only 4 are alive today.
Elizabeth Taylor, Shirley Temple, Lauren Bacall and Sophia Loren.
and i know what you’re thinking y’all.shirley temple is still alive?life’s a bitch.

of the top 25 female stars of cinema as chosen by the american film institute, only 4 are alive today.

Elizabeth Taylor, Shirley Temple, Lauren Bacall and Sophia Loren.

and i know what you’re thinking y’all.
shirley temple is still alive?

life’s a bitch.

marilyn monroe hittin a j

no big deal

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