HALLOWEEENNN
yay for half-assed costumes.
what are you?
“i’m a my little pony! no wait.. i’m the mother of a my little pony. i’m a momma my little pony”
I’ll NEVER find my keys in that…
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scarlett johansson / falling down
go on- take a swig of that poison and like it
“also, rebecca had a dream about being ass raped by a rabbit”
—sometimes lane comes to my facebook wall and leaves pure gold.
YEAH SHE DID.
i want to be chelsea handler. and i know that’s not possible so as a consolation prize i think i should at least be allowed to be inside her.
my penis could be inside her, my fist, i could be a fetus in her womb, whatever.
just gimme that ~*~ sWeEt HaNdLeR lOvIn ~*~
BITCHES AINT SHIT
js.
this is kinda sorta my favourite thing ever.
a dating montage.
you’ve probably already noticed i have incredibly blue eyes.
Mmm Halloween Slimy Punch
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savage garden / i want you
anytime i need to see your face i just close my eyes
and i am taken to a place where your crystal mind and
magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
just your regular day on campus
bomb threats, evacuations, class cancellations, no public transport, etc.
s’all good!
so idk if you’ve ever stayed up at night wondering what lil’ wayne’s “lollipop” would sound like on smack but i sure have
and you’re welcome.
