he was an assasin trying to kill me.

my cru and i were sitting in a car ON AN AIRPLANE (yeah, what?) when will and his gang of hoodlums straight sabotaged the plane. as we were crashing down i thought “fuck. will smith is serious. he’s willing to kill all these people just to kill me!” and then we landed UNSCATHED because we were in a CAR ON AN AIRPLANE

then some crazy shit happened and i think we went to amsterdam then i woke up.

(i just think its really badass to be in a car on an airplane. then you could put those two things on top of a train, put the whole thing on a boat, throw a motorcycle a bike a scooter a fucking pogo some rollerblades a segway a wheelchair and a scooter around for good measure and you are straight BALLIN with transportation devices)