no less than the trees and the stars

we are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us
March 3

re: me dying

  • dr: okay. i'm not going to give you the shots.
  • me: umm
  • dr: they'll only start working after you come back. just be safe. don't drink the water. just... be safe.
  • me: ok.
  • dr: let me see your mouth.
  • me: aaaaaaaah.
  • dr: yeah its nothing really.
  • me: are you sure
  • dr: no... it's not bad.
  • me: sorry one last time, it's nothing to worry about?
  • dr: hmm.....here let me check your heart.
  • yeah ok. heres some antibiotics. are you a smoker ?
  • me: kinda
  • dr: just.... don't do that for a while.
  • me: (inmyhead: thanks for all the stellar advice, jackass.) thanks!