no less than the trees and the stars

re: me dying

dr: okay. i'm not going to give you the shots.
me: umm
dr: they'll only start working after you come back. just be safe. don't drink the water. just... be safe.
me: ok.
dr: let me see your mouth.
me: aaaaaaaah.
dr: yeah its nothing really.
me: are you sure
dr: no... it's not bad.
me: sorry one last time, it's nothing to worry about?
dr: hmm.....here let me check your heart.
yeah ok. heres some antibiotics. are you a smoker ?
me: kinda
dr: just.... don't do that for a while.
me: (inmyhead: thanks for all the stellar advice, jackass.) thanks!