no less than the trees and the stars

loveyououtloud: jd5: zombieslutfromhell: burntheworld: iamase...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:10:51 -0500

jd5:

zombieslutfromhell:

burntheworld:

iamasensy:

(via fuckyeahneilpatrickharris)

omg

whydoihaveablog: “All my life, ever since I was a little girl,...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:00:05 -0500

“All my life, ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always had the same dream: Marry a zillionaire.”
“You know who I’d like to marry?”
“Who?”
“Rockefeller.”
“Which one?”
“I don’t care.”
“I wouldn’t mind marrying a Vanderbilt.”
“Or a Mr. Cadillac.”
“No such person… I checked.”

This entire movie is my idol. The clothing, the drinking, the love of easy money… It’s too much.

Video

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:51:55 -0500

http://bit.ly/Rltg1

11 year old girl gives birth to baby on her wedding day. what? the husband is 19 years old. "kordeza met Jeliazko in the playground of her gypsy school when he rescued her from bullies." LOL but mainly UNLOL and SADS :( well at least he married her, did the honourable thing. jk

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:48:18 -0500

11 year old girl gives birth to baby on her wedding day. what? the husband is 19 years old. "kordeza met Jeliazko in the playground of her gypsy school when he rescued her from bullies." LOL but mainly UNLOL and SADS :( well at least he married her, did the honourable thing. jk

(via down2fuck) see i really don’t like katy perry but she...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:23:40 -0500

(via down2fuck)

see i really don’t like katy perry but she always goes and does something like this and it’s like BAM, homegirl made me.

all the other girls here are stars—you are the northern lights

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:12:54 -0500

whitemystery: refusesto: theonlyamaris...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:11:14 -0500

whitemystery:

refusesto:

theonlyamaris monkeyknifefight

Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

I used to practice not smiling in awe of Wednesday Adams. I guess it worked since I am always being told to cheer up.

i have to hand it to alia

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:06:20 -0500

driving 4 hours at 12am to get me from toronto so we can turn back around and go to ottawa is above and beyond her call of duty.

it didn’t feel right, missing the funeral so i called her up for this massive favour. we need to keep our heads up for the boys.

formspring rulez

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:00:44 -0500

“mirah-
you always come through with a “like” on my most ridiculous posts that the general tumblr populous just doesn’t seem to appreciate. i.e. vomiting on pregnant woman’s faces and proving sluttetry on an abacus. for this i thank you.

-sean”

“this is the gayest thing ever why the eff did you get a formspring. oh yeah so i could ask you interesting questions like “what’s your sexual orientation”? or “what colour panties are you wearing”? when i already know that you’re gay and not wearing any underwear.”

“gangbang?”

so i got a formspring. kind of confused. kind of turned on. you know.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:47:22 -0500

so i got a formspring. kind of confused. kind of turned on. you know.

vicarious bliss - theme from vicarious bliss (justice remix) i...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:27:50 -0500

vicarious bliss - theme from vicarious bliss (justice remix)

i guess i’d call you generous in lending me your eyes
it gives me some impression of my imminent demise

in the bottom of my drink with nowhere left to go
your shoes look so good they’re almost part of your clothes

“i cant decide if this is hilarious but sad and true or...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:01:00 -0500

“i cant decide if this is hilarious but sad and true or whiney and irritating. either way”

anosognosia: 9gag:Low Ink

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:57:15 -0500

anosognosia:

9gag:Low Ink

helpless

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:06:13 -0500

mandira:

i’ve never felt so broken and helpless. i wish i had the power to make you smile with the snap of my fingers. i’ve never heard of anything like this before, each time i tell myself that i don’t know how it could get much worse - but it does. i think about it and it makes me sick to my stomach, i feel miserable and horrible. then i think about you boys - and i feel guilty for even thinking i come close to feeling the way you do.

i just want you to be ok. i want to tell you that everything is going to be ok. i want you to know that i would do anything, i would drop everything in a second for both of you. i’m scared to see you because i don’t want to show any signs of pain, i want to be strong for you. i want to help you, i want to mend your broken hearts and i want to stitch up all the sores. i want you to know that i’m going to love you forever until it all gets better, and that i’m not the only one. we are going to get through this, we are going to be there for you like we always have been and we’re going to make sure that you’re ok.

i love you matty, i love you jon jon.
my strength, my heart and my soul will always be with you.

tjpytheas: suddenly: avid reader (via nyki_m)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:42:02 -0500

tjpytheas:

suddenly:

avid reader (via nyki_m)

on that midnight train to georgia...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:10:04 -0500

aka the 5:30 train to ottawa but fuck yeah buttwads i’m going home for the weekend!

excitement all around.

(via caitm) HAHAHAAHAHHAHA...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:31:00 -0500

(via caitm)

HAHAHAAHAHHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BE EASY!!!!!!!!!!!

everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:40:08 -0500

(via johncody)

inothernews: dailyhuff: caz: fatmanatee: Funny Women:...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:21:39 -0500

inothernews:

dailyhuff:

caz:

fatmanatee:

Funny Women: Garfunkel and Oates

This is brilliant….

Ted’s girlfriend from Scrubs and her blond friend are pretty damn epic.

Heh.

awwwesome!

also love how i recognized the chick on the left only cause she played a whack chef and then a manager at a mall food court cheese .. place on cory in the house.

two things

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:18:00 -0500

nothing is more annoying than hearing your alarm going off after staying up all night. legit. like i will not hesitate to throw your ass across this room, shitfacedalarm. wipe that smug look off your sound waves.
i really need the starbucks downstairs to deliver me hot liquid goodness in bed. i would most definitely throw in a sweet tip for the delivery barista. stop being lazy starbucks, you just have to take the 10 second trip from your doors into the doors of my building. i’m on the 7th floor.